Satsumi-Pineapple

  

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 0

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love (pssshhh yeah)
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired (I have never had a job?)
( ) Been In A Fist Fight (no?)

SO FAR: 1

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (a year?)
(x) Skipped Class (yeah, sport is a wonderful excuse)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 3

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart / sheezyart Friends
(x) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain (Yeah! loads of times! )
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi (I don't like fish)
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 6

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (yeah?)
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have (Fictional characters....WHY CAN'T YOU BE REAL! :L)
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By (and trying to find pictures in them!)
(x) Made A Snow Angel (deffo!)

SO FAR: 10

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle (don't forget the little flag on top! )
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 13

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves (How about a swimming pool full of leaves? yeah that would be awesome!)
(x) Gone Sledging (^w^)
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School (during an Irish test... need i say more? :L)

SO far: 17

Level 10
( ) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 17

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 19

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention (Break time detention? but then again 15/20 people in my class were there too!)
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident (nearly!)

SO FAR: 21

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces (nope but I need the though! T_T)
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 21

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look (at some points in time, yes)
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes (of course!! )

SO FAR: 23

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud (ONCE! only once)
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam in the ocean
( ) Felt like you were dying

SO FAR: 25

Level 16
(x) Cried to sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (payed for a video game with only coins!)

SO FAR: 29

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 31

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles (and slipped on the ground after!)
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 33

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People (
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (WTH?)

SO FAR: 35

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 36

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 38

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel (I can't do one anyway... )
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 40

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House (I want a tree house sooooo much! and I have been in one!)
(x) Been scared to Watch scary movies Alone (I don't watch any full stop.)

SO FAR: 42

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have / had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 43

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 45

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried (impossible to count how many times)
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed (once?)

SO FAR: 48

Level 28
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test (can't say i have)
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name (It's so annoying. 'heeeeey.......yooouuu')
(x) French Braided Someones Hair (very badly )
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 50

Level 29
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster (I reeeeeaaallly want to though! So going next year!)
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 52

Level 30
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs (Yeaaah... awkward)
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone (she bit me first! :L)
( ) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 54

Level 31
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

TOTAL: 54!!

Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things.
(with your total in that blank spot.)

I love it when teachers set homework that I've already done. The teacher thought in their head 'Ha that will keep them busy for ages!' while the whole class groaned. I joined in and tried to keep the smile off my face, and in the inside of my little world I shouted 'BOOYAA!!'

Dear Year 7's, 8's, 9's, 10's, 11's and Sixth Formers.
You don't run the school, we do.
So shut the fuck up.
Yours Sincerely, Your Teachers.
^ You don't run the school, I do.
Fucking Idiots.
Sincerely The Head Teacher.
^ You my friend are a retard if you think you do fuck all in your school
Prick.
Sincerely The Education Board.
^ You're all lucky you've got a school
Sincerely David Cameron.
^
Avada Kedavra
Yours Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.
^
Got your nose
Yours, Harry Potter

[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[ ] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself. (stir fry! )
[ ] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. (lol of course! )
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language. (4 :L)
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[ ] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside 3 or more times a day.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

Total: 14

Post this in your journal with the title saying
"I act like a ___ year old"